Junk vrs Garbage

So it’s the 4th of July and we’re getting ready to go swim. I’m spraying Regan down with sunblock and as many 3 year old boy’s are he’s wearing his birthday suit. I’m spraying him all over and cover everything. I tell Janice well at least if he’s skinny dipping his junk will be good.

Kaylee begins telling me about how I can spray my own junk but not other peoples junk and how it’s not nice to spay other people’s junk and junk and more junk. Finally I say “Kaylee that’s enough talking about penises”. She then says, “penises? I was talking about garbage”. Yeah Kaylee, junk is another word for penis. *face palm*

Play dates

I am loving FSA play dates. I seriously LOVE these sweet children and their awesome Mama’s.

It makes me endlessly happy to my table full of children.

Today these cuties wore Kaylee out. She NAPPED. And Regan went on and on about “Livia playing on guard with me!”

Kayleeism and Reganism

Jon and I were in our room. Jon was playing Star craft, and I was reading.

It was about lunch time, and I hear Kaylee scold Regan loudly not to eat that tomato. So I went to investigate their latest shenanigans.

She was all, “Surprise, I’m making you lunch!”

Kaylee has been toying with the idea of vegetarianism. Can you tell? She asked where meat comes from, and wasn’t thrilled with the answer.

Except that when I told her that bacon comes from pigs she was all, “Ya. We can eat aminals.” Bacon is a rare treat around here, and she LOVES that stuff.

And then there was Regan trying to steal all the veggies for himself. Broccoli is his favorite. Like screaming in the produce isle that we NEED more broccoli. Like it’s candy. It’s awesome. I LOVE it. And am endlessly amused with other patrons reactions to a tiny boy yelling for MORE broccoli.

We do eat one, sometimes two vegetarian meals a week. Mostly to help out the food budget, but also because veggies are YUMM-O. But dude. We like meat too.

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