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Reganism

The children have been on a serious Knock,knock jokes kick for the last few months. They make up the most random jokes and tell them ALL.DAY.LONG. They have a few that are actually quite funny.

Regan made this one up on his own. It got such a good response that it’s now Regan and Kaylee’s favorite Knock knock joke. We hear it several times a day. Enjoy!

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Regan: “Knock, knock.”

Us: “Who’s there?”

Regan: “Orange.”

Us: “Orange who?”

Regan: “Orange chicken!”

Us: Laughing. Lots

Regan: Quietly. “My favorite food.” (He’s had it maybe three times…..)

Us: MORE laughing.

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But OUR favorite that he made up is this one from tonight. He was SO ready for bed.

Regan: “Knock, knock”

Us: “Who’s there?”

Regan: “Sweepin” (Sleeping)

Us: “Sleeping who?”

Regan: “Sweepin in a bedtime. Come on wets (lets) go!”

Ya. We went and tucked him right in bed after the good chuckle we got out of that one. He is and has always been a nap and bedtime lover. We rarely fight him on it. He is usually the one who announces that it’s time. We love this about him.

Shaun the Sheep with a side of isms

My Shaun the Sheep zombies.

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“Mom wait. I need my pirate hat!” If you look close you can see the patch flipped up on his head. He has taken over Kaylee’s gear from Peter Pan. He even sleeps with the patch and hat.

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After this one I told Kaylee she looked sad. Regan said, “Kaylee, be a happy face picture!”

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We enjoyed having Uncle Josh home today. The kiddos got lots of snuggle time in, and i got TONS done around the house.

At the lunch table eating sandwiches we had some funny conversations.

Uncle Josh was teasing Regan saying that he was so hungry if Regan didn’t eat his sandwich that he (Josh) was going to eat it. And then he said he was so hungry he wondered what Regan tasted like.

Regan said that he tasted like chicken.

Uncle Josh then asked Kaylee if he could eat her and asked what she tasted like. If she tasted like chicken too.

Kaylee, “I don’t taste like chicken. I taste like Spinach!”

We thought is was a VERY good answer if you don’t want to be gobbled up.

Hope everyone else had a lovely Martin Luther King Jr. day.

Reganisms

 This Kiddo has been OBSESSED with sword fighting for quite some time now.

 I finally found some nice foam swords after a colossal and embarrassing melt down at playgroup. He REFUSED to share their sword, and then when he realized that the sword wasn’t coming home with us… Well lets just say it was a L O N G three minute drive home.

Made worse by the fact that a friend had given us a ride so she and her kiddos had to deal with his freakout as well.

I waited a few weeks before purchasing the swords. I wanted him to forget about them a bit as not to reward his awful behavior.

Well ALL the boys in my house LOVE LOVE LOVE the swords. Best four dollars I’ve ever spent.

Jon gets these remote control airplane magazines in the mail. Regan always claims them and carefully looks the entire thing over before letting Jon near the thing.

We love watching him “read” his, “my airplane book!”