So it’s the 4th of July and we’re getting ready to go swim. I’m spraying Regan down with sunblock and as many 3 year old boy’s are he’s wearing his birthday suit. I’m spraying him all over and cover everything. I tell Janice well at least if he’s skinny dipping his junk will be good.

Kaylee begins telling me about how I can spray my own junk but not other peoples junk and how it’s not nice to spay other people’s junk and junk and more junk. Finally I say “Kaylee that’s enough talking about penises”. She then says, “penises? I was talking about garbage”. Yeah Kaylee, junk is another word for penis. *face palm*